I’d poke you in the eye
With my dick
It’s really thick
I long for song
With my mega dong
A song with your name
For your butt is to blame
I once knew a crab
His name was Stan
This verse has a different rhyming pattern than the last ones
Because I am getting a tan.
But I digress, my Cunsty.
For you are the apple in my eye
Or was it of my eye, I cannot lie
I am not sure of this but I must try
But my thick dick
So make it quick
And relieve me of this tension
Lol I was refering to masturbation
To which doing it with your feet I find not of relation
To the sacred act of “getting it off”
Which only makes me violently cough
Chelsea, I mean - Cunsty.
You are the best.
I miss your face already.
I’m glad your face doesn’t look like a bird’s nest.
It’s actually really pretty.
Not like that guy who works with me called Stan
Who’s actually a crab
And isn’t pretty, he’s shit at looking nice.